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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

McCain Unveils Environmental Plan: Build Death Star

Great post from Free-Ass. Press:

Republican presidential nominee John McCain unveiled his new plan to save the earth from global warming in Pipe Dream, Ariz.

"My friends, my pragmatic, realistic, bipartisan plan is to relocate all Americans away from planet Earth by the end of 2011 once we build a fully operational, planet-sized battle station with a kick-ass laser to kill terrorists, planets and/or terrorist planets."

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