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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Daily Beast: Who Said It? Tony Soprano or Rod Rod Blagojevich?

The Daily Beast tests your knowledge of the Sopranos and the Blagojevich indictment:

Hands on buzzers: One's a trash-talking thug trying to stay one step ahead of the law. The other was played by James Gandolfini. Can you identify the speaker of the ten quotes below?

1. "Unless I get something real good...shit, I'll just send myself, you know what I'm saying."

2. "What the fuck am I, a toxic person or something?"

3. "Log off, that "cookies" shit makes me nervous!"

4. "They're not willing to give me anything except appreciation. Fuck them."

5. "You got no fuckin' idea what it's like to be number one. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other fucking thing."

6. "I've got this thing and it’s fucking golden, and I'm just not giving it up for fuckin' nothing. I'm not gonna do it. And I can always use it. I can parachute me there."

7. "That motherfucker's full of shit. He's shaking me down."

8. "Our recommendation is fire all those fucking people, get 'em the fuck out of there..."

9. "I could have made a larger announcement but wanted to see how they perform by the end of the year. If they don't perform, fuck 'em."

10. "Jesus Christ! The money I've been dropping in here, I could've bought a fuckin' Ferrari."

Answers:
Tony Soprano: 2, 3, 5, 7, 10
Governor Blagojevich: 1, 4, 6, 8, 9

Maybe HBO can give us a new spin-off series: Tony Soprano gets elected Governor of Illinois. Carm then asks Tony to get her appointed to a corporate board because she says she has a background in real estate and appraisals. Oh, wait, that's Blagojevich's wife who allegedly said that. Next we'll find out that Blagojevich's daughters are trying to become doctors and his sister, a gay rights activist, is trying to shake him down for money.

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